American Public Schools
Everybody knows American Public schools suck, but this takes the cake. In a pamphlet released to taxpayers in Kalamazoo Michagan, the following line of inspirational arithmetic appeared.
EDUCATION + HARD WORK - DRUGS = AMERICAN DREAM
As a math enthusiast, I am inclined to make the following deductions.
EDUCATION + HARD WORK = AMERICAN DREAM + DRUGS
EDUCATION = AMERICAN DREAM - HARD WORK + DRUGS
I guess if you pay attention in school, you will have a house a car, house, and lots of cocaine, all without having to do any work. God. What is the world comming to.
EDUCATION + HARD WORK - DRUGS = AMERICAN DREAM
As a math enthusiast, I am inclined to make the following deductions.
EDUCATION + HARD WORK = AMERICAN DREAM + DRUGS
EDUCATION = AMERICAN DREAM - HARD WORK + DRUGS
I guess if you pay attention in school, you will have a house a car, house, and lots of cocaine, all without having to do any work. God. What is the world comming to.
posted by Abraham at 8:27 AM
2 Comments:
yes, with such an education system that america has.... it's quite true.
And I have heard that Cocain helps you pay attention in school too.
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