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    Thursday, July 21, 2005

    When was Harry Potter born?

    With the new release of J.K. Rowlings books, children every where are going bonkers. With her sixth book, our favorite author has deffinately shown her almost limitless ability to create a timeless magical world. Wait... did I say timeless? It is very interesting to note that not once does Rowling mention the year in her books. She probably does this in order to create that very effect, i.e. it could be any time within the last 20 years and anywhere in the general London area. However, in Rowling's books, as we all know, the devil is in the details. In book one, she lets a few details slip which actually allow the reader to place not only the year it takes place, but also Harry's birthdate. In true Harry Potter style, we have to piece the mystery together. Here are the hints.




    In the first book, on page 43, Dudley says "Its monday. The Great Humberto's on tonight. I want to stay somewhere with a television."




    On page 45, it says, "the lighted dial of Dudley's watch told Harry that he would be 11 in 10 minutes time."



    This would mean that Harry's birthday, well known to be July 31, would fall on a Tuesday. Out of the last 30 years, in only 3 of them does July 31 fall on a Tuesday. These years are 1984, 1990, 2001.

    This, however, is contradicted by book 2 where Harry celebrates Nearly-Headless-Nick's 500th deathday party and sees a cake that says that he died October 31, 1492. This would make the present date in book 2 1992. If the first theory was right, Harry would have started his third year in 1992. Also, according to the Harry Potter Lexicon,



    "In book four, Harry tells Sirius that his cousin threw his Playstation out the window. Sony released the first Playstation in December of 1994, and that was in Japan. If we accept the timeline derived from the Deathday Party cake, Harry is telling Sirius about this incident in July of 1994, a half-year earlier."




    So unless nearly headless Nick is getting senile in his old death, and Duddley has a Japanese Playstation there is a contradiction. I think that his is in fact the best way, because Rowling obviously wanted her stories to be timeless. It is interesting though; The dates almost fit, but not quite. This is perfectly in line with the spirit of the books. They took place some time in the recent past, we just don't know exactly when.

    Wednesday, July 20, 2005

    Stay on task!

    Don't let the supreme court nomination derail us from the Karl Rove controversy! Stay on terget...stay on target! (<-starwars)

    Monday, July 11, 2005

    You say tomato, I say tomahto.

    I don't know if it has something to do with the southern image that conservatives have, or cause Bush says it, but they tend to say "folks" where liberals say people. Its just another one of those subtle differences in how we define our worlds.

    Friday, July 08, 2005

    Link To Amboss

    I now have a banner. You can link with the following html. Just control-copy it onto your website. If you don't want the banner, then just make a text link


    <a href="http://amboss.blogspot.com"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4223/946/200/banner1.jpg"></a>


    Thursday, July 07, 2005

    David Horowitz follow-up

    My last post was about planted issues and how Students for Accademic Freedom is policing universities. I have some great examples of what they consider to be complaints, which were gleaned from www.studentsforacademicfreedom.org. (admittedly, they are the funnier ones) The response to this stuff should be, if you can't deal with a teacher with opposing views, TOUGH NUTS and you're an intelectual weakling. Also, be sure to read the last one (liberal bias?)




    Class: History

    Subject: history of united states up to 1870

    Professor: Susan Westbury

    College: Illinois State University



    Nature of Complaint: Singled Out, Mocked Political/Religious Figures,

    Description of Complaint (please be as detailed as possible, including quotes from your professor where applicable):

    The professor will randomly go off subject and complain about Bush. Will make comments about how she can't wait till november. she mainly just constantly makes remarks and jokes about Bush. I feel out of place since the whole class agrees with her. then the class goes on a tangent talking about how they hate bush.



    Action Taken:

    i do not say anything. just keep it to myself since i believe what they are doing makes them look ridiculous

    Response from Professor or Administrator (If Any):


    Time of Posting : Friday, February 27, 2004




    Response from Abraham: Stand up for yourself, you douche, instead of running to a neocon police unit, and realize that in an America where we have the worst president in 100 years, people are going to want to express their views and will do so in the classroom. BIG FUCKING SURPRISE THAT TRASH BUSH IF THEY ALL HATE HIM!


    Class: Human Anatomy and Physiology II

    Subject: Human Physiology

    Professor: Steven Thomas

    College: Nashville State Community College



    Nature of Complaint: Introduced Controversial Material, Mocked Political/Religious Figures,
    Description of Complaint (please be as detailed as possible, including quotes from your professor where applicable):
    I am in a physiology class, there is no reason I should know my professor's political affiliation. We have never spoke outside of class. He mentioned the 'disaster last November' when praising the apologist book "We're Sorry" that came out. He made some stupid joke about Bush and most of the class chortled along with him. The worst thing he said was when he was discussing defibrilators (we were discussing the heart). He mentioned that Dick Cheney has a pacemaker that also is a defibrilator. He said, "I can't wait to see that thing go off. I hope it happens on TV". Cheney would have to have a heart attack for his defibrilator to "go off".



    Action Taken:

    I did not confront the professor. I will after I have passed the class, but I honestly believe it would influence my grade if I let him know how I feel. I do not want to chance it. I'll let him know I didn't appreciate his comments once I pass the class.



    Response from Professor or Administrator (If Any):
    Time of Posting : Sunday, June 26, 2005




    Response from Abraham: I hope it goes off on TV too.



    And the kicker:


    Class: Creationism

    Subject: God

    Professor:

    College: Bob Jones University



    Nature of Complaint: Required Readings, Singled Out, Introduced Controversial Material, Forced Students, Mocked Political/Religious Figures, Conducted Political Activities, Biased Grading, University Funds,
    Description of Complaint (please be as detailed as possible, including quotes from your professor where applicable):
    Was repeatedly forced to repeat "darwin is a loon" on all assignments. Any arguments presenting evidence of evolution were denounced as "Satanism". We were also forced watch video's of IDF forces butchering Palestinian kids while the teachers said that "judgment" was being meted out. We were also told that we are not allowed to question the president and that God had appointed him to lead the Christian armies in smiting the Arabs so that we can steal all their oil. We were also told that global warming is fake, and when I presented evidence to the contrary, the teachers accused me of witchcraft.



    Action Taken:

    dropped out.



    Response from Professor or Administrator (If Any):

    Sinner Repent


    Time of Posting : Friday, February 18, 2005


    Sunday, July 03, 2005

    Nice two subjects in one: Planted issues and David Horowitz

    I hate being manipulated. Absolutely hate it. Of all of the things that people can do to me, being manipulated tops the list for things that piss me off. But I must say, its one of the most useful tools in politics for getting people riled up about whatever issue you want them to be riled up about. There are many ways to manipulate people. You can lie to them about the issues. Or you can tell half truths about an issue. Or you can just plant one. The best way of all to manipulate people is to plant an issue that was nonexistent the day before, and water it with twisted rhetoric until it grows like a tree. Then all you have to do is watch it grow and take on a life of its own while you sit back and enjoy the fruit.



    But what is a planted issue? Its one for which a group of people sit down, make up an issue that furthers their agenda and say, "this is what we want people to care about." Then they work day and night to plant this issue in our consciousness as something that is important. For example in the 1920's, smoking was considered a man's activity. Considering this bad business, the tobacco giants hired public relations genius Edward Bernays. His solution was to pay women to dress as feminists and smoke while marching in the 1929 Easter Parade in New York City. They were instructed to refer to their cigarettes as "Torches of Freedom." This planted event was a catalyst that caused smoking to become acceptable for women. (http://www.media-awareness.ca/english/resources/educational/handouts/tobacco_advertising/women_and_girls.cfm) Once the idea was planted in peoples heads, it only needed watering in the form of positive encouragement from the tobacco industry. Another such planted issue is Hitler's scapegoating of the Jews. German society had no previous record of committing such heinous crimes against Jews on such a scale, but they were suddenly convinced that an ethnic group was responsible for all their problems. Although he watered fertile soil, he cultivated well, and we are still eating the deadly poison fruit that tree bears today.



    So this is what a planted issue is: an issue that people sit down and invent for their own purposes that has no contribution to the common good. They manipulatively plant it in our consciousness in a way that we can accept, and then we are suddenly, passionately campaigning for this crap as if it came out of our own volition. Then when we start dealing with these manipulatively planted issues, their resolution only makes society and the body-politic worse. Women start smoking. Jews die.



    So what about modern examples? A strong example is pundit David Horowitz and his Students for Academic Freedom (SAF). In 2002, in tandem with Frank Luntz of Luntz Research, Horowitz came out with a survey on the ratios of conservative professors to those with more liberal leanings. He found that there were more liberal profs on campuses by a ratio sometimes as high as 30 to one in certain fields. Using this data as a springboard, he started speaking about how a liberal dominated system was excluding conservatives, even though this ratio is probably due to the fact that conservatives just don't want to become teachers, much like liberals don't want to become soldiers. Nevertheless, he proclaimed a "Liberal bias" in higher education, and decreed that diversity of thought was in danger on college campuses. He created Students for Academic Freedom, a lobby organization with headquarters in Washington DC which has the aim of getting every university and state legislature in the country to pass a "student's bill of rights." His logic is that professors are using the classroom as a "moral pulpit" or "political soapbox," assigning "stacked reading lists" which are meant for moral indoctrination. For ammo in his arguments, SAF collects complaints that people send into them about what the bad, bad professors are doing now. By placing articles in his online magazine FrontPage, holding conferences, etc, he has gotten a large group of people jumping out of their shoes about this. The thing is, before he released his info in 2002, no one gave one hoot about this. No articles were being written, no people were complaining. By calling on our sense of oppression though, he has planted a sense that it is vital that we police our universities.




    SAF does exactly that. They tell you how to set up your own student organization, and give you everything from bylaws to constitution to flyers to goals. In their handbook, they tell you what the problem is you are supposed to be combating, how you are supposed to do it, and what the ultimate solution is. They give examples of the "violations" that you're supposed to watch out for. If your prof makes remarks on a political issue in math class, that’s a violation of academic freedom, and you're supposed to write it up and send it away to SAF. Or if his readings are only pro or only anti affirmative action, do the same. You get to help water the tree.



    It is from this document, the handbook, not with the actual student bill of rights that the real problems with this system become evident. May of these outlined violations come directly from the AAUP's professional code of conduct and are SAF's own evaluation of what a violation of their bill is. This effort is then a codification of a workplace conduct code into law. If you violate a workplace conduct code for a fireman, you are a bad fireman. If you violate a workplace conduct code for a store clerk you are a bad store clerk. If you violate a code of conduct as a prof, then you are a bad prof. So now what, is being a bad teacher suddenly going to be illegal? Since when is having a good teacher a right? The plague of bad teachers is as old as time itself, and opening up the court system to disgruntled students could be disastrous. Have you ever been in a class larger than 20 people where everyone loved the teacher? Probably not. So what’s to stop a student from suing every time they get an F? Or someone suing for representation of neo-Nazi views in a class on the holocaust? or someone demanding that Marxism be taught in an economics class? The potential for this to stop acadamia in its tracks is limitless.



    On the side of professors, what is to stop them from feeling like if they say the wrong thing they could loose their reputation and job? It would be, after all, the student who judged whether to take the prof to court on an issue, whether the case was won or not, so the prof would always be doing guesswork as to what would be "political indoctrination" or not. Even if they were aquitted, appearing in court costs time and money. In this situation, I would go teach in England. So if we want to gut our higher education system, which is right now the best in the world, lets go along with this planted issue and take the quick bus to hell.

    Friday, July 01, 2005

    Feuer Frei!

    My friend and I were fooling around and ended up making a music video to Rammstein's feuer frei [fire at will]. It was a lot of fun. Dancing arround like an idiot behind Target in jeans and an undershirt will get you very tired.